Transformers 2

Due to the fact that I had the misfortune of going to see this about a month ago, you could say I'm a liiiittle late in churning out this review, but hey, a girl's gotta say what a girl's gotta say.

Put quite simply,Transformers 2 and the reception it has got from the majority (it seems), is a 2 hour documentary of what is fundementally wrong with society- take something bland, empty, pointless, meaningless and slighty racist (had to add that one =D) and dress it up, make it fancy and most importantly, sexually appealing and you've got something everyone loves. I say this because no matter how much I go on about the fact that the Da Vinci code-esque plot was MINDNUMBINGLY stupid; no matter how much I go on about that fact that we constantly see big, fat massive robots throwing each other around, sending cars flying and wrecking ten-hundred storey buildings, the only person that manages to get himself a paper cut of a scratch is Shia La Boeuff and no mater how much I go on about how exactly this movie has made black people out to be meaningless, aggressive and PRATTISH, people will always reply with 'oh but the effects were amaaaaaaazing.'

Yeah, and Hitler's moustache was pretty cool...